Shortest horror story ever
josh hutcherson: I found your blog about me...
My thoughts in class
me: what is this fuckery
me: i wonder if my teacher is a virgin
me: i wonder if i could host a hunger games. who would i kill first...?
me: i wonder what would happen if someone came into the school and shot everyone. i would be the lucky one that climbs out the window
me: bitch, we know you know the answer. calm your tits.
me: yeah, i'd kill you first.
me: ok you too can stop feeling each other up now
